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Joke of the Day

"What's similar between Gump and Trump? They are both mentally challenged and ""just felt like runnin'"""

"A lion offspring asked his dad ""What is a world series?"" ""I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"""

"A joke from my 5 year old brother... Q: What has four legs but doesn't move? A: A statue of a dog!"

"Jesus, take the wheel. Carlos, you take the stereo & I'll take lookout."

"Did you hear what sandy did to New Jersey? A few billion dollars worth of improvements"

"My girlfriend told me to stop singing ""Wonderwall"". I said Maybe!!"

"What did the policeman say to his stomach? ""You're under a vest!"""

"Constipation: Same shit, different day."

"[interrupts brain surgeon] yes, but I read on Web MD that"

"Why do black people always die first in scary movies? Because they never run from nothin but the police"