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Joke of the Day

"When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people."

"I told a miscarriage joke to my mate yesterday but I couldn't deliver it right."

"What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday? No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know."

"Yo moma so old... in her history class, they just wrote down what they was doing!"

"What do you call an angry German? sauerkraut! (sour kraut)"

"So I caught my dog chewing on a tree yesterday. He said the bark was really rough."

"I think mascots are the hardest roles for actors to play. They really have to get into their characters."

"So what do you think? New hair? No Shoes? No Bag? No Pants? No * 3 days later watching TV OMG u rearranged the living room - Men"

"""how did your husband die?"" A mixture of marijuana overdose and homosexuality. r.i.p miss you every day."

"Not to brag but I'm never late for work without a good reason. For example this week my boss is on vacation..."