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Joke of the Day

"What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out? The dishes if she knows what's good for her!"

"Trump Alien Joke Trump claimed in a recent interview that he'd fund the search for alien life forms. He said he'd start by finding and deporting the ones in the U.S."

"So a midget's at a casino and he runs into his friend the dealer... The dealer says ""Hey how you feelin? I heard you were sick."" The midget says ""Naah I'm a little better."""

"Hey, girl. I noticed you checking out my Hello Kitty socks. Just so you know...the boxers match. *winks*"

"""Will I ever be able to race my horse again"" the owner asked the vet. The vet replied ""You certainly will and you'll probably beat her too!"""

"What does the sign say on an out-of-business brothel? Beat it, we're closed."

"Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."" He doesn't react."

"Sex so good, you get out of bed to see which neighbor is having it."

"Hear the one about the miscarriage? I overheard it yesterday. The joke was funny but the delivery was all wrong"

"What do I need a girlfriend for? When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?"