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Joke of the Day

"What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out? The dishes if she knows what's good for her!"

"What is the only thing standing between me and being rich? I haven't hit Reddit gold yet."

"It seems like every year I wind up eating leftovers from Thanksgiving until weeks afterwards. Not this year though, I'm quitting cold turkey."

"When is Independence Day 2 coming out? 9/11"

"You won't drink away the alcoholism."

"What did the Arab say to his goat? Jihad Me at hello"

"Baseball is my favorite sport, because you can play it on a professional level with food in your mouth."

"[stranded on deserted island] *spells out message in rocks* WHAT'S THE WIFI PASSWORD"

"Did you know Dora the Explorer has a muslim cousin? Her name is Doda ...the Exploder"

"What's the difference between a robber and a politician? Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money."