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Joke of the Day

"Having an argument between Mac and PC is like watching two old men with alzheimer's fight. Eventually they both break down and lose their memory."

"How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base? I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone."

"What is perfectly adorable, good as new, and has seven tiny dents in it... Snow White's hymen."

"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I'm serious. That Israeli how he does it."

"Why was the ocean embarrassed? Because all the fish could see his bottom."

"I like my woman just like my cucumbers Pickled"

"Did you hear about... Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack!"

"Did you hear about the drug dealer with arthritis? He had bad joints."

"What three streets in Chicago rhyme with vagina? Paulina, Melvina and Lunt."

"How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ?? ""will i marry you?"""