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Joke of the Day

"What is perfectly adorable, good as new, and has seven tiny dents in it... Snow White's hymen."

"My friend found a Paras while we were playing Pokemon Go. So I asked him, ""Was it under a truck?"""

"What did the tampon tell the other tampon? Nothing, both were stuck up bitches."

"STAGES OF DRUNK: 1. Wow. I can dance. 2. All hats look GOOD on me. 3. Shhh. Don't wake up the cows."

"Sorry you handed me your baby and I immediately put it in the garbage I thought that's what we were doing."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool."

"I was reminiscing at my old school's library... looking back at my shelf."

"How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil!"

"I never knew much about people Until I took one apart, just to see how it works."

"Lionel Richie: I'm easy like Sunday morning Sunday morning: wow I'm right here"