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Joke of the Day
"Why is there a sudden influx of vacuum jokes? They really suck"
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"A hipster burnt his tongue Drinking coffee before it was cool."
"My mother was feeling cold so now I'm wearing a sweater."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? CluckBait."
"My cat's tongue is like a little piece of sandpaper. I'm scratched to hell but this floor is almost finished."
"A man goes for his first prostate exam ""I am sorry doctor, but where can I leave my pants?"" ""Right there where I left mine"" - the doctor says"
"What is the most affectionate type of chicken? The tender ones (Badum Tss)"
"Why did the Siamese twins move to England? So the one on the right could drive for a change."
"Joke my kid made up when he was like 4.... What do you call an angry shopper using bad words? A cussomer."
"Stupidity: Running over a string 10 times with the vacuum cleaner, picking it up, looking at it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance."