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Joke of the Day

"Man l: ""I got my wife a VCP for her birthday"" Man 2: ""Don't you mean a VCR?"" Man 1: ""No a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"""

"What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross-country"

"Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it."

"Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee! Haha jk, we can talk. How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected? I have 40."

"Crime TV shows aren't what they used to be That's why I support Donald Trump's promise to bring back Law and Order."

"Now I find out my ground hands are actually called feet wtf is going on today"

"When you are trying to get out of the aisle at the movies, and you have to pass by people, do you give them the nut or the butt?"

"these raccoons are a bad influence on me"

"A man walks into a bank... and yells ""this is a fuck up!"" confused, the teller says ""you mean a stick up?"" ""Nope, it's a fuck up, I forgot my gun"""

"Did you hear about the war between the blondes and the brunettes? The blondes were throwing hand grenades, and the brunettes were pulling the pins and throwing them back."