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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if racist families have that one liberal uncle who gets drunk at Thanksgiving and goes on about how Obama is DEFINITELY American."

"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower? You hand the bitch a shovel."

"How many police officers... How many police officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, he fell!"

"How do you know when you should stop eating? When you start wearing the same bra size as your wife."

"What genre consists of erotic novels? Cliterature"

"If everyone has a beautiful side, I guess I'm a circle."

"Now I ain't saying she a gold digger, but she out in the field with a shovel & idk man she's diggin for somethin. Oh burying a body? Ok then"

"starbucks is like a hooker... one on every corner and money upfront before they scream your name"

"The best thing about adolescent humor... is that it never gets old!"

"I bought some ""no more tears"" shampoo but her hair still tore right out!"