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Joke of the Day

"I just ordered a set of dumbbells, so that'll be a fun new thing to trip over while I search for the remote."

"I watched an Indian weapon dancing ritual today It was pretty Sikh."

"Why are fat people always possessed by the devil? They never exorcise."

"Hear about that guy who was so desperate for accolades that he framed his parking citation?"

"How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg? Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg."

"What did the mortician say to the corpse? We're gonna need more lube."

"What did the white man do at the club? Pout while all the colored folk were bumpin and grinding with all the fine white bitches"

"A former boxer decided to go into the writing business There is no punchline."

"Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill? He had misunderstood the doctor when he said ""I do probe Ono."""

"Did you hear about the Circus fire? Yea, it was in tents."