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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ? He had to get a new goat !"

"Just found out bears don't hug to be friendly, but because they want to eat you :("

"Dear Egyptians, please chill the fuck out while we consult our groundhog for advice."

"Just thought about sex for the 100th time today, and let me tell you, it's definitely NOT the thought that counts."

"Did you know there are only 24 letters in the NHS alphabet? There's no A&E."

"Two gerbils....(NSFW) ...are walking down the street and come up to a gay bar. One turns to his friend and asks. >Wanna go inside and get shit faced? Lemmiwinks is your clue."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no eye deer. (said with redneck twang)"

"Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough"

"Yeah, sure, I use made-up words sometimes. Does that make you [Lowers shades] Discomfortable?"

"""How many people here believe in ghosts?"""