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Joke of the Day
"A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the Judge."
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"My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it So we went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer."
"My doctor gave me a prescription of daily sex My girlfriend insists it says dyslexia"
"Y2K? Because 1 K isn't enough."
"""I sure hope that was a cracker"" -Me eating in the dark."
"I really envy Gay couples At least then both people like anal. I have to keep pulling my girlfriends thumb out of my ass."
"I don't understand the big deal about same sex marriage Ask any married couple, they'll tell you the sex has been the same for years"
"What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common? They're both extra virgin."
"When someone rings the doorbell I say to my kids, ""I think it's Santa Claus!"" so I don't have to get up."
"I had sex last night. Man I hate prison"