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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into... A chemical store and asks the man there for some noble gas. The man replies ""sorry, we don't have Ne"""

"*Claps along at an opera*"

"How does a racist laugh? He sniggers."

"I just know my cause of death will be trying to scoot my office chair around as fast as possible."

"What did the regular expression truck driver say when he saw the number 10000? 10{4}"

"What is a female to male trans person's favourite video game console? The Ex-Box"

"I just heard that there's going to be a Minecraft movie... ...it's gonna be a blockbuster."

"Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste **funny**."

"Do women know that it's perfectly legal to apply makeup at home before they get in their car?"

"Hands down half 6 is my favourite time of day."