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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into... A chemical store and asks the man there for some noble gas. The man replies ""sorry, we don't have Ne"""

"A man walks into a bar... and says ""ouch"""

"I was shocked to find out that 35% of America's prison population is white. Surely we don't need that many guards."

"What is the sheeps market called? The Baa-zar."

"I'm not a liar. I have an English degree; I'm an unreliable narrator."

"Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate? Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)"

"My parents are super religious.... At night all I can hear is ""Oh god! Oh god! Jesus!"""

"What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime? Miscarriage of Justice"

"I used to think I had bad taste, but then I met my girlfriend and now I know what someone with bad taste really looks like."

"Ronald McDonald runs for president. His slogan? Make America's Weight A Gain."