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Joke of the Day

"Yo momma's so fat She drives a spandex car."

"I asked Sean Connery what game he was going to play with Roger Federer tomorrow and what time he was going to go He replied: ""Tennish"""

"As a child I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog. Courtesy of Gary Delaney"

"Got a job cleaning up leaves. I was raking it in."

"What do you call a cross between a turducken and a tofurkey? A turfucken."

"""I got your back"" ""And I got your nose"" ""Ooh I want his feet"" Mr. Potato Head: *sobbing* guys stop it"

"Thousands of bird droppings are found on a playground.... Police suspect fowl play."

"What is a Juanito? A little Juan"

"What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza A pizza can feed a family of four"

"I have a good joke... My grades."