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Joke of the Day
"Other kids wanted to be astronauts or doctors, when I was little I wanted to be a horse calendar"
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"Several of Hitlers Generals disappeared after the war, and became animal doctors. Because they were Veteran Aryans."
"It's sad when your closest friends get remarried and you know it'll be another 2-5 years before they're single and ready to hang out again."
"Coal is like anal sex... The ones calling it clean aren't taking it up the ass."
"I have the body of a 25 year-old Supermodel Not sure what to do with it in my basement"
"I was worried that Tim Kaine was too boring and then I remembered entertainment is what got us into this mess."
"*man choking* Is there a doc in the house? *Dr Pepper rises* *searches man's pockets* Hey ur no doctor! *moustache falls off* *it's Mr Pibb*"
"*at a funeral* haha. they should have provided SOUL food, lol. *nudges crying lady next to me* hey. they should have had SOUL food here haha"
"4 lawyers died in a car crash. Oops, sorry, wasn't supposed to put the punchline in the title."
"When life gives you melons... You're probably dyslexic"