201428
Joke of the Day
"My bloodtype is really disappointing. My doctor keeps saying ""be positive""."
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"Jesus: I have to die because of sin God: Yes Jesus: Which you created as punishment God: Yes Jesus: For eating an apple God: Yes Jesus: No"
"""When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."""
"It's not necrophilia if she was alive when I started."
"Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?"
"""If anyone has any objections, speak now or- SHES LITERALLY A BANANA Groom: IS THIS TRUE EMMA? Best man: I f'kin KNEW she bruised too easily"
"Cleveland checks its makeup in the mirror, promises itself this time with LeBron won't be like before."
"When I die I want my tombstone to say free WiFi so people will visit more often. I will also name the network ""HELP, I'M STILL ALIVE!"""
"What does Leia say when she needs help? I think I could use a Han here."
"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts. Credit to the man who came through my check lane at work."