201428
Joke of the Day
"My bloodtype is really disappointing. My doctor keeps saying ""be positive""."
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"Is this subreddit a vacuum? Because it sure does suck."
"Dyslexia didn't stop Mark Twain being a great writer He didn't even suffer from it."
"Setting a dowry for my teenage daughter. So far I've got 2 dogs, 1 little sister and an ant farm. Act before midnight, I'll toss in an iPad."
"What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants? E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home."
"What does a mediating blond girl sound like? ""Ummmmmmmmmm...."""
"What do you call a Whore that was shot by a sniper? 360 hoscope"
"What sis Selenium say to Xenon? U SeXe."
"How do you measure a great misunderstanding? In kiloWats"
"Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? Because she moans with the other."