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Joke of the Day
"What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I need friends."
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"It's Friday night... So many innocent beers have no idea what's coming for em."
"What was Adolf Hitler's favourite computer game? Mein Kraft."
"What did the black mother name her 5 daughters? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She called them by their last names!"
"A man walked into a bar... don't worry...he was fine he just had a minor bump on his head."
"What's the Craziest Place You Ever Made Whoopee? That'd have to be in the Butt, Bob."
"""911, what's your emergency?"" Me: A cute guy at the laundromat walked past me while I was folding my period underwear."
"I do this thing where I suddenly become visible to people only when they need me."
"what do you get when you cross a rabbit and an ant? Bugs Bunny."
"Would I miss my leg or my arm more? (me, lying in bed, deciding which to put outside the blanket for the monster under the bed to rip off)"