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Joke of the Day
"Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks? Because they were neckromancers"
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"What'd the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out"
"Me: I'd kill for a body like that Them: well by monitoring your calorie intake and daily exercise you c- Me: yeah I'd rather kill"
"I almost got hit by a car this morning and the scariest part was that my last words would have been ""whoa there chap"""
"I never knew why a Frisbee became larger as it got closer... Then it hit me. . . ^^^I'm ^^^sorry"
"What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary? Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door.."
"Two reasons I won't give money to homeless people. 1. They're probably just going to buy beer with that money. 2. I'm going to buy beer with that money. Edit: changed for to with."