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Joke of the Day
"Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks? Because they were neckromancers"
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"I haven't seen my mom in a while My mom decided she'd rather be a man. Then we stopped seeing her much; That tends to happen with transparents."
"CUTE GIRL I LIKE: I'm gonna hang up ME TRYING TO FLIRT: No you hang up"
"""Nietzsche, what's the matter?"" ""Nothing."""
"On Christmas morning I want to eat Eggs Benedict out of a hubcap. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
"What's the best thing about AIDS? You're always positive"
"I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10am... I'm not really a mourning person."
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea... He says he can't complain."
"Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she."
"I rented some heavy lifting equipment in Kiev from a company called You Crane."