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Joke of the Day
"Jennifer Aniston is always cast in the same role because she's a victim of Rachel profiling."
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"I often say to myself, ""I can't believe that cloning machine worked!"""
"-1 8 3.14 And it was delicious"
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"Carly is a pirate. Because X marks the spot."
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