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Joke of the Day

"If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped What's a tiger ? A stri-ped !"

"Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers."

"My Dermatologist makes $60 a Pop !"

"Two condoms are walking down a street... When they come across a gay bar, one condom turns to the other and asks, ""What do you think? Feel like getting shit-faced tonight?"""

"Yo momma's so white... When she passes through a prism more prisms come out"

"Police officer: When's your birthday? Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year? Me: Ugh duh every year"

"What time is it? **BOOM!**"

"Saw these two homeless people making out and was like... ...get a room!"

"It's ok to laugh during sex...just don't point."

"What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything"