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Joke of the Day

"Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed."

"What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4."

"maybe if we told raccoons that the black around their eyes meant they were superheroes instead of burglars theyd stop stealing our trash"

"Went to ""The Social Network."" I ran into people I didn't like in high school and they kept showing me pictures of their kids."

"I named my WiFi after my last girlfriend because it's never fully connected with me. And also because I caught my neighbour using it."

"What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer? The former builds weapons, the latter targets"

"Three bloody tampons are walking down the street. Which one talks to you first? None of them because they are stuck up cunts."

"Worst part about getting a phone call is the 12 seconds you can't use your phone as you wait for it to stop ringing."

"I saw a dwarf escaping prison yesterday, and as he was climbing down the outer fence he turned and sneered at me. I thought to myself, that's a little condescending."

"what do you call a racist Mexican a member of the que que que"