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Joke of the Day
"Why David shorted his surname to Hoff? Because it was too much Hassel"
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"I was wondering why the football was getting bigger... Then it hit me."
"I like to make things awkward at family gatherings by walking up behind each person and whispering 'I know what you did last Christmas'"
"Metro don't trust trump. Future gon' shoot him."
"I'm so petty People call me Tom"
"How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom? OC By process of elimination."
"Why will no one watch the Olympic games this year only old men will be competing"
"In the song ""Fancy,"" why do Iggy Azalea and Charli XCX sing about getting drunk on the mini bar? Because they only wanted to get a little drunk."
"What makes you special? My extra chromosome."
"Pro tip: Don't moan when getting a pat down at airport security"