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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who fell into an upholstery machine? Now he's fully recovered."

"What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ? She lays hand gren-eggs !"

"Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering? Because they can't put their finger on it."

"Zebra joke! I heard that zebras are neutral about racism."

"Pupil: The art teacher doesn't like what I'm making ? Dad: Why is that what are you making ? Pupil: Mistakes !"

"What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You can't mash Frankenstein."

"Wife: [holding old dog] I thought you took care of this yesterday Stormtrooper husband: *looks out back to see gun marks all over the yard*"

"I like my women how I like my wine 12 years old and locked in the cellar"

"A sad story A boy was jelous of his baby brother, so he put poison on his mother's nipples. The next day, the gardener died."

"What do you call a short psychic who got away with murder? A small medium at large"