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"If you need space join NASA' Baby! XD"
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"Dr to nurse! Dr to nurse: ""How much has this man had to drink?"" Nurse: ""I can't tell."" Dr: ""It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"""
"OC Dr. Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty? Dalek themselves clean"
"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach ..."
"I've just been refused entry to the National Alzheimer's conference. ""Do you know who I am?"" I shouted."
"You should be able to get out of a speeding ticket if you can prove you were listening to a kick-ass song."
"Do you own a chicken farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock"
"How you doin' Jerusalem! ""WINE"" Here's a new tric- ""MAKE WINE"" Please, I've been working very hard on my routi- *dodges stone jars of water*"
"I once lip locked the soft ice dispenser at Dairy Queen until the manager had to hit me with a mop. So I know a little bit about rejection."
"How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb? None cuz it's already lit af"