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Joke of the Day

"How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb? None cuz it's already lit af"

"What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks."

"I told a Chinese guy that they always smell like Chinese food. He said ""aw that's lo, mein."""

"I'm getting really sick of all this hate for Donald Trump. It isn't nice to make fun of mentally ill people."

"Who said the first million was the hardest? Was it hitler?"

"Expecting an idiot to admit they're wrong feels a lot like trying to put socks on an octopus."

"I would tell you about my penis... But its a long story"

"I'm not Fred Flintstone... But I can make your bedrock."

"Whenever I have a panic attack, I put a brown paper bag over my mouth...and drink all the vodka inside. It seems to help"

"Funny that when a girl sleeps with a lot of guys she's considered a slut ... but when I do it I'm gay."