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Joke of the Day

"How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was."

"How is eating pussy like smoking a cigarette? As you get closer to the butt, the flavor gets stronger."

"Just called the bank for my account info and a voice whispered 'If you break the pack in half, Ramen noodles can last you two days.'"

"What is Mortal Kombat fans' favorite Nigerian state? It's Kano."

"Sometimes you have to forget what you want & remember what you deserve."

"What does a hooker get from Santa? 50 bucks"

"Skydiving without a parachute is a once in a lifetime experience."

"What's grey and comes in buckets? An elephant!"

"I wish my job was more like a video game. In order to be promoted to the next level, all I'd need to do is kill the boss."

"I tried to catch some fog once... ...mist."