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Joke of the Day

"Movie joke: Sling Blade ""Two fellers was peein' off a bridge. One said the water's cold. Other the the water's deep.... I think one of 'em was from Arkansas mhmm."""

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"My electric toothbrush broke so now I have to use my acoustic one"
"10 Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed... ...One fell off and snapped his neck. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said: ""It's no use, this monkey is dead!"""
"You know what we used to call vegetarians? Idiots that couldn't hunt or fish."
"Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards? Because people keep reporting they've found de brie."
"A Buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand... and says, ""Make me one with everything."""
"What do you call a person of Irish and Asian descent? Rice Paddy. - Edit: Credit goes to my nickname from some clever fucker classmate when I was a kid."
"What is my favorite rhetorical question?"
"I think my girlfriend might be a vegetarian... ...because I've never met a girl like herbivore."
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