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Joke of the Day
"What is easier done than said?"
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"If you're driving a Porsche in traffic I'm not letting you in because life already let you in enough."
"What do you call a well-behaved Indian takeaway? A proppadom"
"Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid? They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet."
"What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders"
"I inform my 4 year old that she's going to a friend's house 5 minutes before we leave so she only asks me when we're going 6000 times."
"What type of wind is named after a young deer? Foehn"
"Don't waste electricity. Would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?"
"I saw my local theatre advertising a night of XXX Roman plays... I thought ""ooo, sounds sexy,"" so I went along, but was disappointed. It turned out to just be thirty plays."
"What do you say to a one legged hitchhiker? Hop in."