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Joke of the Day

"Is siri better than you? that's a siri-ous question."

"If at first you don't succeed, get her drunk."

"There are 42 references to food in the Bible, nuts, crackers, and fruitcakes are some of the... people who believe in it."

"I took a Viagra earlier and it got stuck in my throat... I've had a stiff neck for hours."

"Here is a joke ... My grades after finals"

"Abraham Lincoln was better at finishing plays than the Seahawks."

"Dark comedy is like food. Not everyone gets it."

"When you fall, I'll always be there for you. Sincerely, The Floor."

"""You're telling me that I'm losing my job because Trump won the election? IS IT BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!"" ""Mister President, we've been over this..."""

"When the pilot says, ""This is your captain speaking,"" I like to brush the hair from his eyes and whisper, ""This is your passenger listening"""