201567

Joke of the Day

"When you fall, I'll always be there for you. Sincerely, The Floor."

"[company meeting] Manager: $5000 in office supplies have gone missing. We are making some changes. Me: [in paper clip chainmail, sweating]"

"Why does the KKK like christmas? Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees."

"I wanted to make a joke about Sodium, but Na."

"What's an Irish seven-course meal? A six-pack and a potato"

"What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. :^)"

"Disney is releasing an alternate version of its latest film for the Indian audience where Nemo's father starts looking for a bride for his son. It's called Finding Dowry."

"I used to be addicted to soap... ...I'm clean now"

"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Couldn't be sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread."

"What is the national sport of North Korea? Ping-Pyong-yang"