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Joke of the Day

"Here is a joke ... My grades after finals"

"Have you read the book about anti-gravity? Much like that one book, Old Yeller, it's pretty damn hard to put down."

"My mom has been trying to forward me an email since Monday June 23rd.....it's now Friday June 27th.... still no email"

"*painting your nails* one hand : perfect. other hand : looks like a blind cat did it."

"What is hot, carbon-dated and buried deep inside Georgia? Her geography teacher's cock."

"Flogging Molly is a pretty good Irish punk band; They're also 2 activities typically kept very, very separate."

"[oc] I just bought a new computer. It is Made in Jamaica. Runs really fast, but doesn't do anything useful."

"4: can you whistle? M: *whistles* 4: Here's a booger. M:... 4: Keep it forever. Have kids they said. It'll be fun they said. Liars."

"Stevie wonder may be a great musician, But he is a terrible dad.. He never sees his kids."

"I respect the moon, it controls two of our most precious elements, oceans and wolves."