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Joke of the Day
"""Describe yourself in three words"" ""Lazy"""
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"""it looks like one horny mother fucker wrote this"" *holds up torch to read hieroglyphics painted on wall* ""it reads: ""can i fuck a pyramid"""
"Hey Texas, in Florida it's legal to abort other people's kids up to 17 years."
"A terrorist walks into a Christmas party Just kidding. He drove."
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"A young boy who has diarrhea asks his mom for some viagra... She asks him why on earth he would want that, and the boy replies, ""isn't that the stuff you give Dad when his shit isn't hard?"""
"How Many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the ladder and ensure the safety of the second feminist who will unscrew the old lightbulb and replace it with a new one."
"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back"
"I can't wish my mom a Happy Mothers Day because she doesn't have Facebook. \_()_/ "