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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer? Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail."

"New Mexican word for today: Brief Today, my homie farted so hard, I could barely brief"

"If love at first sight was really a thing, I would've been married to Cheetara from Thundercats"

"Why can't you trust any Adam? They make up everything."

"I'll race you to the bedroom, winner gets to pick the hole."

"Faster than a speeding bullet ...... more powerful than a locomotive ...... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound...... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises."

"Contrary to popular belief, everyone wasn't Kung Fu fighting, I was taking a nap."

"What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not? Not even, homes"

"Snooker is like sex. The pink is more valuable than the brown."

"In 1973, the Six Million Dollar Man consisted of a bionic man with super powers... In 2016, the Six Million Dollar Man consists of two hip replacements."