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Joke of the Day

"You got some jokes? What are some good jokes you know? I would prefer ones that aren't too raunchy."

"What film do you get when you pull your pants down? Free Willy"

"I was gonna make a gay joke but thats intolerant."

"Nobody is interested in your sorrow, unless you can make a joke or a poem out of it."

"What is brown and sticky? ..........A Stick"

"2010 prediction: Tiger Woods will leave golf entirely and begin a career in politics, where sex scandals are more widely accepted."

"I was on a date with a girl at the cinema. We both put our hands into the popcorn at the same time, so to make it less awkward, I said, ""Don't worry, that's not the one I masturbate with."""

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Nevermind, it's too cheesy."

"As he inserted the rectal thermometer, I got a painfully hard and obvious erection. ""Maybe you should wait outside while I examine your dog,"" said the vet."

"Shout out to the ampersand for always being willing to stand in the gap & help make our tweets complete by giving back those extra two lette"