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Joke of the Day
"What film do you get when you pull your pants down? Free Willy"
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"My dad told me... My dad told me that if I don't get off reddit now he would slam my face on the keybioshdauiewbnfkbhwFIOEWJHFUI9WREFH p9efyh WHBUHF WFH89WRQ FUIWF QUIUIRP P"
"I like my chocolate like I like my men. Rich."
"Two forks... Two forks were flying and one of them crashed. You know why? Because forks can't fly. Two cows were flying and one of them crashed. You know why? He got a fork in his eye."
"""It was M. Day Shyamalan all along!"" - The ultimate twist"
"Outbreak - New Strain of Bird Flu Discovered!!! It's called Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable."
"I want to know the backstory of when an eyelash turns evil and says ""That's it. I'm done protecting the eye. I'm going in to destroy it now"""
"It's 364 days until Christmas And people already have their lights up!"
"2/1 people have multiple personality disorder"
"You know who is lazy to type?"