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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock. Who's there? She. She who? She'd ............................ get it"

"PRO TIP: If you hold out your arms like Frankenstein when walking in a leg brace, people let you cut in line at Starbucks."

"What did Ernie say when Bert asked him if he wanted some ice cream? Sherbert. (I can't take credit for this amazing piece of comedy. Heard it from a friend, no idea if he came up with it or not.)"

"What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a rooster? An itchy cock"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Albee ! Albee ! Albee a monkey's uncle !"

"My friend offered me a nice stable job. I declined because I don't like horses"

"Masking tape never makes a very realistic mask."

"Dude tried to go medieval on my ass, so I went renaissance on his and confused him with my drawings of a flying machine"

"What's the difference between a knife, and an argument with a female? A knife has a point..."

"The Somalian Olympics team has just apologised The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologised to the Olympic Committee after realising that sailing and shooting were 2 separate events!!"