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Joke of the Day

"There's a fire at a trick birthday candle plant. Firefighters have been battling the blaze on and off for 5 days."

"My neighbors are gay I guess you could say I'm by sexuals"

"What type of fruit do twins prefer? Pears."

"A golfer bought a six pack of beer but he had to take it back... because there was a hole-in-one"

"A new teacher joins school. She finds two boys Similar in appearance. Teacher asks: "" Twins "" ? . . . . . . . . Boy: No , "" NEIGHBOURS"""

"Did you hear about the iguana that couldn't change colour? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"61% of internet traffic is from bots... ...the other 39% is Reddit users manically hitting refresh to check their upvotes on new posts"

"What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common? They can't stop licking their paws."

"- ""Did you know you can make a pizza crust out of cauliflower?"" - ""I'm going to reactivate my Facebook so I can unfriend you there too"""

"5yo: Can we go get a turtle? They're so cool! Me: Whats so cool about turtles? 5yo: They can breath thru their butts! Me: Grab your coat.."