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Joke of the Day

"There's a fire at a trick birthday candle plant. Firefighters have been battling the blaze on and off for 5 days."

"[Post fight interview w/ boxer Joey ""poor choice of words"" Stevens] Joey: ""I just couldn't get that guy to go down on me."""

"How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room? Through the Lucha-door."

"Why was the tea so obstinate? Because it was steeped in tradition."

"Being married is a lot like being a DJ... Most nights you just tune out All noise and nod your head..."

"Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea? Because all proper tea is theft."

"For all of those that think alcohol is a problem... according to Chemistry: Alcohol is a solution. Thanks science!"

"Guys can we please begin calling Krav Maga ""Jew Jitsu?"" I'm pretty serious about this but I don't know where to post it."

"What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !"

"why do farts stink? so deaf people can enjoy them too."