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Joke of the Day
"Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea? Because all proper tea is theft."
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"Why did the Libertarian cross the road? Fuck you, none of your business. Am I being detained?"
"Racism is not a joke Lol, JKKK"
"I tried wrapping Christmas presents.. But I just didn't have the gift"
"An app that tells you the cleanest highway bathrooms. Why isn't this a thing yet."
"How is a hipster like a pedophile? They both get into things before it's cool."
"Mike Huckabee calls Obama a ""pretend Christian"", and if anyone's an expert on ""pretend Christians"", it's Mike Huckabee."
"What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results? A weapons designer for the First Order."
"I went tonthe zoo and all they had was one small dog and an empty gorilla enclosure... It was a shotzu."
"That moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, hit a lamp and kill a cat."