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Joke of the Day
"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo"
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"Trump and Hillary are in a plane crash. Who survives? America"
"When my dogs crawl into bed with me, I like to pretend it's because they love me and not because I am sleeping in their dog bed on the floor"
"Anyone else get the feeling their being watched? NSA: They're."
"Recursion What does the ""B"" Stand for in ""Benoit B. Mandelbrot""? Benoit B. Mandelbrot."
"If I make you breakfast in bed. A simple Thank you.' is all I need! Not all this How did you get in my house?' business!"
"What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public? ""Get a womb, you two."""
"Pretty funny that turtles are always in uniform. It's like lighten up, turtles. The war is over."
"It's so cold that I have to take half a Viagra so I won't pee on my shoes."
"What's the diffrence between Math and Emos? Math problems actually exist"