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Joke of the Day
"What does the train say as its heading toward Auschwitz? Jew-Jew!"
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"Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes."
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"Cinderella (2014) - A despotic prince with a foot fetish forces all female citizens of his kingdom to undergo mandatory DNA testing."
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