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Joke of the Day

"What does the train say as its heading toward Auschwitz? Jew-Jew!"

"I painted my iPhone black so it would run faster. Now I need to jailbreak it."

"Where does a prostitute go to rat out her pimp? To a hoe-tell."

"How do Australians ask their friends to pass the Coffee Mate :("

"You're so fake, Barbie is jealous."

"Why don't Jews eat pussy? Because its too close to the gas chamber!"

"What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club? Challah at ya boy!"

"The Fish Net Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann? A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl."

"I have to write 4 pages in 3 hours, but at least I'm not deployed in Iraq."

"I was starving earlier so I opened up a beanbag chair. There were no beans, only styrofoam. Im furious, Im hungry and I have nowhere to sit."