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Joke of the Day

"Why did the coke dealer retire? He was tired of putting his business in other peoples' noses"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs. I still have no eye deer."

"I saw my brother kiss my uncle today. I'm starting to think he's relatively gay."

"Justin Bieber on the phone. Says he ""won't be coming back to the UK in a hurry"". Well played, Great Britain. Job done."

"A horror movie with all black people lmao ""Ayo what's going down in ya basement?"" ""That ain't my business"" ""I feel ya"" *Rolls credits*"

"yo moma is so dumb she climbed over a window to see what was on the other side"

"It's a good thing the pilgrims and indians feasted on turkey instead of cats at the original Thanksgiving... ...otherwise we would only get to eat pussy once a year."

"How do you know if a hippo is in your oven? The door won't close"

"What did the Atlantic say to the Pacific? Nothing. It just waved."

"Migrants are no longer welcome in the Greek island of Lesbos... as some people munched up the red carpet."