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Joke of the Day
"Why did the coke dealer retire? He was tired of putting his business in other peoples' noses"
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"What's the difference between your job and your wife? Your job fucking sucks"
"What do you call a musical sheep group? An Alcapelca... yeah that was bad.. sorry world.."
"Mom, am I ugly? ""Of course not, honey. You have everything a man wants, a deep voice, broad shoulders, facial hair..."""
"Is your refrigerator running? Because if so I'll probably vote for it."
"I like my women like I like my cod Battered"
"An invisible man and an invisible woman got married. Their kids were nothing to look at either."
"Did you know you can't watch porn on the IPhone 7? Yea they took the jack off"
"What happens to Eminem when he dies? **Wiggamortis.** I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?"
"What do Rick Astley and a loyal partner in crime have in common? They'd both probably get raped in prison."