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Joke of the Day

"What did the Atlantic say to the Pacific? Nothing. It just waved."

"Have you guys tried Wookie meat? I heard that it's a little Chewy"

"What's worse than being German on D-Day? Being single on V-Day."

"I cut myself shaving today... because who has time to do both?"

"My girlfriend said that I should use the term 'make love' instead of 'fuck.' What the make love is she talking about?"

"Why are Communists bad Java programmers? They don't like classes."

"What has seven arms and can't spell? Def Leppard"

"I broke my finger last week On the other hand, i'm ok"

"Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in? That's how you set the bar high."

"What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap? Well, I can clearly see your nuts."