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Joke of the Day

"Migrants are no longer welcome in the Greek island of Lesbos... as some people munched up the red carpet."

"OC: My wife recently caught me receiving a hand-job from a circus soothsayer. It was truly a stroke of Miss Fortune."

"Did you hear about the blonde actress that stabbed her husband with a fork? Reese something... Reese Witherspoon? No with her fork!"

"Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you should never drink and derive."

"Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight? There was bad beef between them"

"My boss decided to give me some more responsibility... From now on, I'm responsible for everything that goes wrong..."

"""I don't understand why people try to act drunk. I spend most of my time trying to act sober."" - Florida State"

"A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she's the only one who's 18."

"What did the human call the bee after it stung him? An ass hole"

"What did the blonde's mom say before the blonde's date? If you are not in bed by 12, come home."