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Joke of the Day

"True or False? How deep is the Grand Canyon? First post please be considerate but and criticism is welcome"

"Reading a book about anti-gravity... and its impossible to put down"

"What happened why the grape was squished? It let out a little wine Eh....eh..eh"

"A horse walks into a bar The bartender says ""why the long face?"""

"Don't lie you would touch all sorts of weird shit with a ten-foot pole."

"President Obama has done nothing for the people of Ohio. For example they still live there"

"You are not truly drunk until you have a jar of peanut butter in your hand and your looking for the dog"

"What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President? West wing"

"Origami is Japanese for, ""we haven't invented scissors yet"""

"Have you decided on dinner? ""Yes, I'll have the chicken, grilled."" Very good. *hears waiter yelling at chicken* WHERE WERE YOU LAST TUESDAY"