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Joke of the Day

"My hamster died today He fell asleep at the wheel"

"Why did the stoplight turn red? Well, wouldn't you turn red if you were caught changing in the middle of the street?"

"Just once I'd like to walk down the aisle, take my vows, say I do... Without being dragged out being told, ""Ma'am, you're not the bride..."""

"To that person who long, long ago, first looked at coffee beans and thought, ""You know, I bet I could make some kind of hot drink out of these things.""... I THANK YOU. VERY VERY MUCH."

"Who isn't white or black but shows you no color? A Rod"

"He was such a brutal fighter that, after slaying the tigress in the arena, he proceeded to devour her flesh. And he felt no remorse. He was Gladiator."

"What is the comeback that fits well with any argument? Not a joke. Just want to see funny comments."

"WHAT'S BETTER THAN A ROADMAN!!!!!!??? A ROADMAP!!!"

"Fun Fact: Organic milk only comes from cows that do yoga and moo about being a vegetarian or marathons they were in."

"Damn girl, you give people cancer. Because you're shining like the sun."