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Joke of the Day

"A hurricane is like a woman. When they come, they are wet, crazy, and wild. But when they leave, they take your house and your car."

"What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo? About halfway across."

"What car does Woody drive? AUDI ADUI ADUI!"

"What did the farmer say when someone pooped into his water source? Well shit..."

"I have a talking pig stuck to my fridge. It's a Babe magnet."

"You shouldn't judge people. What if that bloke outside your window with a clown mask and knife is just a chef that lost his way."

"I use Google to check if I have internet connection more than I use Google to Google."

"What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle? Attire."

"Shortest One-Liner ever Dwarf shortage"

"What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team? The High Five"