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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? When your wife has to chew before she swallows."
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"I've had Thanksgiving dinner four times and I'm kind of getting addicted. I'm quitting this cold turkey."
"What's the difference between batman and a black man One can go into the store without robbin"
"Went to get coffee for a coworker. I effed up the order, but used it as a teaching opportunity to illustrate the dangers of outsourcing."
"I saw my ex wife in a grocery store. ""Having fun there?"" I asked her, as she felt up the apples. ""Does that remind you of someone?"" She said, ""No, but this does,"" Then she started rubbing the grapes."
"What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like? Depends..."
"Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in strawberry patches."
"I wish that people who hear me sing could hear how awesome I sound in my head instead of how I actually sound."
"Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Bonus: Knock knock. Who's there? Not the little girl... EDIT: Pardon the crappy delivery, english isn't my fist language. ;)"
"Why did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand store!"