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Joke of the Day
"Why did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand store!"
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"What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam."
"Public restrooms are weird. The guy in the stall next to me has four feet and is wearing heels on one pair."
"The worlds best ninjas comes from Iceland Anyone actually seen an Icelandic ninja?"
"A racist, a billionaire and a mysogynist walk into a bar... ...Barkeeper: ""Hey Donald, what's up?"""
"How do you know if somebody's Christian? Don't worry, They'll fucking tell you."
"When I drink alcohol... Everyone says that I'm alcoholic But When I drink Fanta... No one says I'm fantastic."
"Bar of gold walks into a pub, The bartender says ""Au get out of here"""
"what's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub? a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul."
"Q: What do you call a video of pedestrians? A: Footage."