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Joke of the Day

"Adam and eve just finished having sex for the first time god looks down and sees eve washing up and says "" I'm never going to get that smell out of the fish"""

"Throwing glass is wrong in some peoples eyes."

"Does a farmer eat female sheep? Ewe, no."

"Ways I'm like a tea kettle: 1) need water 2) start screaming when someone forgets abt me 3) could burn down a house but probably never will"

"Tech guy says: ""When in doubt reboot. "" Okay, I've rebooted but i still don't see how my boots have ANYTHING to do with a computer."

"A little boy skips school... Grandpa: ""Go hide, your teacher is here because you skipped school today!!"" Little Boy: ""No you go hide because I told her you were dead!"""

"* Runs Baywatch-style into oncoming traffic *"

"What is a Catholic priest's dream second job? Warden at juvenile detention center."

"What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !"

"My girlfriend's got conjunctionitis It makes her 'ands swell up"