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Joke of the Day

"Adam and eve just finished having sex for the first time god looks down and sees eve washing up and says "" I'm never going to get that smell out of the fish"""

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"Political Correctness has gone mad... You can't even say ""Black paint"" anymore, you have to say ""Jamal would you please kindly help me paint my fence."""
"Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas? Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!"
"What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyonce. *drops mic, throws up dynasty sign*"
"To do list: 1) Change Facebook name to 'No One' 2) 'Like' peoples statuses."
"Why would anyone ever think gay people tear apart the fabric of society? They love fabric."
"I read the world's worst thesaurus today. Not only was it terrible, it was terrible."
"I'm volunteering at the tempura house tonight. It's a shelter for lightly battered women."
"My gf said ""tie me up and do what you want"" so I duct taped her to the headboard and went to the bar"
"I'm having a hard time deciding which pillow I should buy. I'm going to sleep on it."