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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !"
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"Officer: Is that cocaine? Me: I dunno, let me smell... (Boom! No evidence!)"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a six offender."
"Called one of those claims companies after my accident... ... Turns out you can't get any compensation if you shit yourself on the bus."
"What does an egg say at a party? omelette"
"Tweets My Dad Shits."
"Chicken what do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce... Chicken sees a salad"
"Welcome to Earth, where we hate each other and put ketchup on everything."
"I'd like to welcome everyone with a car visor CD holder to the year 2011. We understand and accept your simple ways here in the future."
"What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees? A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)"