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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !"

"A black dude walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bar tender goes ""Awesome, Where'd you get that?"" The parrot replies ""Africa, there's thousands of them there."""

"Just downloaded the Lana Del Rey emoticon pack: Sad :| Happy :| Scared :| Excited :| Surprised :| Giving birth ;|"

"Why do lawyer's suits never have pants pockets? Because their hands are always in someone else's!"

"What do you call a priest giving a long, boring sermon? An anes-theologist. (close enough)"

"The orthodontist says I'm doing a ""super job"" wearing my retainers. All this really means is that I'm able to put things in my mouth."

"I have an EpiPen I don't need it but I always keep it for sentimental value. A friend of mines gave it to me as he was dying, I don't know why but it seemed very important to him I had it."

"Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters? QT (cutey)."

"News to me: When they wash your hair after a haircut, it's considered rude to say ""your breasts smell like a ham sandwich""."

"A joke my father told me..."