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Joke of the Day
"Does a farmer eat female sheep? Ewe, no."
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"Did you hear about the wooden horse? No tale."
"What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom? ""He's a real fun guy [fungi]."""
"DATING IN THE 1800s 1) Get telegram from Mae 2) Wait to respond. Don't be desperate 3) Get telegram that Mae died of dysentery while waiting"
"When I'm at a bar with my cousin she doesn't think it's funny when I yell 'BUT HE'S YOUR GYNECOLOGIST!' every time the music dies down."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy, and the other is a little lighter."
"One thing is for sure about people who want to do Bono. They want to screw U2. I'll show myself out..."
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
"How'd the husband know his wife was fooling around? Got home from work, kicked off her panties, and they stuck to the wall"
"Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus? Because he has holes in his hands"