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"Does a farmer eat female sheep? Ewe, no."
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"yo mama so stupid [anti-joke] that she failed her IQ test"
"The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar. It was tense."
"Erotic literature for premature ejaculators ------------------- Chapter 1. ------------------- She looked at him. ------------------- The end. -------------------"
"She blinded me with science! (Specifically, a botched LASIK surgery.)"
"Going to the bathroom isn't the problem It's the shit that I have to deal with every day."
"what's up guys welcome 2 mtv cribs 2016 edition today we gonna show you how white peoples homes are oppressive"