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Joke of the Day
"Does a farmer eat female sheep? Ewe, no."
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"Why are there no female necrophiliacs? Because dead guys can't spend money."
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"What is it? It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow"
"What's the definition of a woman? Life support for a cunt."
"A joke from my old physics professor.. How Long is a battleship. True or false? False. How Long is a man from China."
"What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper? Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads ""Lindsay Lohan in jail"""
"Mario! Are you coming to save me from Bowser's Castle? PEACH I MIGHT BE"
"What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant girl? You can unscrew a lightbulb."
"Q: How do you kill a circus? A: Go for the juggler."